Colin McCambridge: Dear Paul,
So is there any reason why I shouldn't work at WinSE or would that be a good idea?

Sincerely,
Colin

Me: Dear Colin,
I think it's a pretty good idea, as I haxor the gibson nearly every single day.

PS: When writing IMs formatted as letters, it is customary to include a PS, even if said PS is a recursive reference to the PS rule. But don't worry, since it's at the end, it's tail recursion and we don't have to set up any stack frames.

Colin McCambridge: PS: Post script may lag message by considerable delay for unfathomable reasons…

Me: Touché